Thursday, November 27, 2008

JOURNAL ENTRY

The journal entries wont be in VOLUME ONE.

...just something I produced circa 2004...

INSERT YOUR OWN DIALOGUE

Go ahead and insert your own dialogue here... I drew it for another comic artist and if I told you what it was really about you wouldn't even fuckin believe me.... Just pretend it's a comic strip about getting a rejection letter from a school you applied to...


Wednesday, November 26, 2008

SYSTEMATIC DEPOPULATION


AIDS and CANCER

Here's my take on AIDS and CANCER in relation to the Atheist/God-fearing dichotomy:


MY ATTEMPT AT THE ZOMBIE GENRE

Considering how popular the Zombie genre is in the culture of comics, i felt obligated to try my hand at flesh-eating undead whatever... I think you'll agree that the following is one of the greatest zombie epics ever composed. Enjoy, kids....




PLATO AND CICERO AND SLAVERY IN SUBSAHARAN AFRICA

Here's the first strip i ever drew with Cicero... It explains why he's ALWAYS smiling.

Edited/Redrawn for VOLUME ONE.


The following is a quote from this “newspaper” called the New York Times.

“Many of these large donors come from industries with interests in Washington. A New York Times analysis of donors who wrote checks of $25,000 or more to the candidates’ main joint fundraising committees found, for example, the biggest portion of money for both candidates came from the securities and investments industry, including executives at various firms embroiled in the recent financial crisis like Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers and AIG.”

That’s from the October 21st, 2008 edition (VOL. CLVIII…. N. 54,470).

Perhaps some people voted for a candidate they forgot to research.
A cursory glance at Obama’s political “rise to power” reveals strong connections to Archer Daniels Midland.

Use “WIKIPEDIA” or “GOOGLE” to come up with the human rights violations and flat-out slavery associated with Archer Daniels Midland.

FINAL SCORE:

JASON FOSTER: (1)

FAKE-PROGRESSIVE LIBERAL DOUCHEBAGGERY-DENIAL: (0)

JOURNAL EXCERPT

Keeping a diary/journal/scrapbook involves red markers, tape, pictures from newspapers, and me screaming on the inside...

FIRST STRIP I EVER DREW...

This is the first strip i ever fuckin drew.
Obviously one of my finest works...

CLUSTY THE CLUSTERBOMB !

THIS IS MY BUDDY CLUSTY.
HE'S SO CUTE HE MAKES ME SMILE.




VETERAN'S DAY STRIP

As the title suggests, this is the strip I drew at a bar on Veteran's Day (2008)... a combat-vet I know at said bar thought it was fucking hilarious.... which it is.... [starring Priam and Cicero]


THE INITIAL CAST OF CHARACTERS

Some of these characters won't be included in VOLUME ONE...

Pity.

GENESIS... but without the vindictive hebrew god and betrayal by trusted females...

I drew some comics for the people who work at the pizza shop, bar, and fried chicken establishment where I pretend to work... It involved a shitty printer (Luddite Approved) and a stapler.

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO FUCKIN ENTER HERE.